When I mean beautiful, I mean all the beautiful body parts! But seriously, if you are a PC gamer and have not played this or the Unreal Tournament, stop reading this review and get out your credit card! TRUST ME! This game can give endless hours of entertainment with several maps, different modes, several difficulty settings, and will basically run on any computer that isn't really old. I'm not even joking, I play this game at least once a week, if I just feel like some perfect, classic, arena action. This game is just so perfect! There are a wide range of weapons, which each have alternate fire mode! Do you want to dual wield assault rifles? Do you want to fire goo balls? Do you just want to fire some lightning into your enemy's face? Well, Unreal Tournament 2004 is perfect for you. The game is so simple. Its groundbreaking. You. A bunch of other bots. FIGHT. This is as simple as it can get, but it is such a good formula! No stupid cutscenes or annoying cliched "kill russian" story lines, Unreal Tournament sticks all of that up its ass. Just fight to the death. With lots of guns. When you get good at this game and play on higher difficulties, the game feels so smooth and fluid. You feel like a god when you hear the "Multi Kill!" or "x Is on a rampage" announcements! You will be jumping around, shooting at precise moments, and dodging rockets! Let me just warn you, the Unreal Tournament AI is VERY good at insulting you. Well, this happens in this game, but especially in UT 99, the AI insults make you rage. So to conclude, if you are still reading this, then you are wasting those precious seconds. Buy Unreal Tournament 2004 or 99. Whatever! Just buy one of these two games. Make sure you have plenty of underwear changing, because these games will make you feel very "happy" in the pants. GO!
