My title for this review says it all. This game is about the typical "tough but really sexy biker chick" who knows it all and can do everything. I guess the author was trying to make her sexy by being plucky or whatever, but it fails miserably. The character is rude, obnoxious, unnecessarily disrespectful of others, and constantly making unfunny wisecracks. I mean, completely unfunny. It's like high school all over again where you have to endure the dorky kid who's constantly trying to be the class clown but always failing embarrassingly. When given choices of replies, I constantly found myself asking, "Where's the NONE OF THE ABOVE option? I would never say any of these things to another human being." And the puzzles are just silly and unimaginative. At one point you have to keep repeatedly dumping a pot of coffee into a flower pot to distract police officers at a police station so you can "sneak" into the back room. Oddly, you have no fear of getting caught on your way out, since you leave through the same door you went in. I guess it takes cops in this world a really, really, really long time to make coffee. Awful. Save your money.
