Well hello there! Please don't be afraid. I'm the reviewer and I am here to take you to a magical land. You first lad! Friends can come to. Aha and even grown ups. Oh! I almost forgot... you to. Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth! GO! This game is a goldmine. Sources suggest that people would be willing to pay much more if EA gave a damn for squashing the old frog and their pioneering Designer Series before it even got a foot. Theme Park should be given justice by remastering the DOS version in HD and fixing the long infamous bugs and putting in the missing features the development team had no further time to implement or anyway of patching the first release, yet did bring them to the inferior ports.
