1. I can't turn off the music. That automatically angers me. 2. Okay, fine, I spent the money, so I'll still give it a chance. Oh look, it wants me to click there and drag there to move the caterpillar. 3. Annoying music is still playing. 4. I moved the damn caterpillar. Why is it still telling me to click there? I'm already clicking there, stop telling me! 5. I'll turn up Spotify and try to drown out Morphopolis noise. 6. What the ... I'm clicking exactly where the hint says to click! Nothing is changing and the hint won't go away! 7. WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD FAIL TO SMITE WHOEVER INFLICTED THIS MUSIC ON ME 8. I never knew it was possible to hate a game this much 9. It's time to write a review
