Currently unplayable. For the first hour all I got was a black screen... Which, thinking about it is quite a good representation of infinite space. After an hour or so of trouble shooting, updating drivers, verifying files and downloading updates to various libraries I managed to get as far as a jittery intro that climaxed with a crash to a white screen. 0/10 Best blank screen simulator 2016
Look at just about any review site for BG&E and you'll see a pattern. People will fall over themselves to tell you how it's an unappreciated masterpiece, neigh "the most under-appreciated game of all time" they'll yell. I've heard it compared to Zelda, I've heard people say it's better than Zelda (whatever that means - Zelda is a pretty nebulous franchise) and I've heard every conceivable kind of pretentious hyperbolic sentiment attributed to this game. I'm hear to help you friend. BG&E isn't a "postmodern masterpiece"; It's a stinking pile of dog waste. Save your six quid and spend it on something more fulfilling, like getting a blowie from a herpes ridden prost. You're welcome.
