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BioShock™ Remastered

Not worth all the trouble

I thought it was a bargain, it turns out I paid one dollar to wait a very long time to download a huge file that instead of entertainment only brought anger and fury to my life, sh1t crashes every time I try to access the save/load menu, I'm almost certain that the issue is caused by my installation folder not being in my C drive (I'm not moving this crap into my C drive, I have a small SSD just for the OS, and I'm not going to fill it up with 16 GB of a crappy submarine freak show) So I can only review what I could play so far, which is no more than half an hour. I find that system of injecting yourself with disturbingly large syringes a quarter gallon of unknown stuff that allows you to shoot lightning bolts out of your hands 3 times very stupid. ¿couldn't this scientists develop a gun that uses that juice and shoots the lightning without needing to poke your arms with needles every 5 minutes like a heroin addict? perhaps the blue juice needs a living organism to work, I don't know for sure, I didn't made it to any explanation, after the first save-crash, it was clear that advancing any more without solving that issue would be pointless Same difference, you take a puppy, tape it to a stick, inject it with the juice and pull its tail whenever you want to shoot. SOLVED! I can guess that the zombie like creatures were once human, but most likely they got addicted to the juice, and now suck dick or kill for a couple of shots of the stuff. I don't know what's the deal with the creepy wednsdey addams or her drill arm buddy, but honestly I no longer care, in the few minutes I could play, it was clear to me that this is one of those games that is made difficult by restricting your access to ammo, that's not hard, that's frustrating. I'm so angry I could punch whomever coded the save screen right in the ovaries.

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