A Divine Comedy in Columbia Step into the floating city of Columbia, where the only thing higher than the skyline is the level of religious zealotry. Bioshock Infinite takes you on a rollercoaster ride through a world where the prophet Comstock preaches salvation, but delivers it with a side of heavy artillery. As Booker DeWitt, you’ll find yourself baptized not once, but twice—first in water, and then in a hail of gunfire. The game’s religious undertones are as subtle as a sledgehammer, with Comstock’s sermons echoing through the streets like a divine Spotify playlist on repeat. But fear not, for you are not alone in this holy war. Elizabeth, your AI companion, is there to toss you health kits, ammo, and the occasional existential crisis. Together, you’ll navigate a city where the line between sinner and saint is blurrier than a Big Daddy’s vision after a night at the local speakeasy. In conclusion, Bioshock Infinite is a divine blend of action, storytelling, and theological debate. Just remember, in Columbia, the only thing more dangerous than questioning Comstock’s authority is running out of ammo. Amen.
