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Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales

Worthless mobile experience

Slow, clunky and the tutorial smacks of the worst kind of mobile experience. No story at all outside of screeds of text. Don't bother.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition

No incremental patches.

In the highly likely case you get bugs, I hope you enjoy downloading the 30GB multiple times.

12 gamers found this review helpful
Memoria

Every other chapter is great.

I didn't realise going in that this has the horrible character from the previous game that I'd rather strangle than play as. I don't care about saving the annoying Nuri, and would rather let her die. Princess portions are great.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Yooka-Laylee

Value your time? Look elsewhere.

But there's no excuse for such a bad camera in a 3d platformer. Nor the unskippable cutscenes and "UH UH UH UH" "dialogue". I can't see beyond that when a game is so willing to waste my time. But they were right to remove Jontron.

36 gamers found this review helpful
S2: Silent Storm Gold Edition

Zero information on mission objectives.

This game is a joke. Important objectives are not explained, neither is where the exit zones are. I spent half and hour searching for how to finish the first mission, and had to pick up a specific corpse (not labelled, no indication this was needed) and move to a specific area (again, not labelled as the LZ). Expect to need a walkthrough to find out what you need to do. Pathetic.

8 gamers found this review helpful
No Man's Sky

Buggy as all get out

So badly bugged, after 20 hours I'm stuck on a planet without any zinc and need zinc to repair my ship. Wish I'd bought it on steam, the refund process is easier.

14 gamers found this review helpful
The Aquatic Adventure of the Last Human

My time is actually worth something

This is the worst a metroidvania can be. Endless backtracking. Long hallways with locked doors down them, and slow lengthy boss fights. The worst of which shows how little regard the developer has for player's time. It starts out fine, then you release how long and repetitive it will be, and it wears out it's welcome long before it finishes. Screw this developer.

67 gamers found this review helpful
Hard West

Too big a game for GOG

Too big a game to get from GOG. Doesn't come with steam key. I don't want to wait 24 hours to download this shit from GOG servers, guess I'm buying it from steam as well.

1 gamers found this review helpful