This is a game mostly about sitting in front of your computer screen wondering why your very expensive level ten warrior hero is fleeing in terror from a rat. Then you see that your tax collector decided it would be a good idea to try and collect taxes from the inn that is currently under attack from a troll. He dies in short order and takes his 3,000 pieces of gold with him. Then you notice a Minotaur making a bee line toward one of your outlying trading posts. You hurry and put all of your funds into a bounty, hoping to entice your strongest heroes. They all decide they would rather visit a gambling den. Instead, your level one wizard thinks that this is his moment to shine and goes beserk. He dies in one hit. Next thing you know its 4 hours later, you've overcome dated graphics, rage-inducing AI stupidity and a very overactive sewer system (seriously, what are the peasants in this game eating that all these rat people are leaving their sewars?) to be told by a knock off Sean Connery that you have beaten the demon Furbleflurb and saved the kingdom. Like I said in the title. I love this game way more than logic dictates I should.
