I have played some terrible games in my day but this...Oh man. There is a reason that a brand new game goes on sale and then is essentially on perma-sale across every platform upon which it is sold. That reason is not because it is a good game. This game is trash. Want to save your progress, like in every other game ever? Too bad. Like good graphics where the characters don't look like monsters? Look elsewhere. Like insanely stiff movment and "combat?" Well this is for you! Like doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over because of the aformentioned inability to save? Then this is for you. Sound like fun? No it doesn't because this is the opposite of fun.
