I remember playing this as a kid on a Pentium machine with a Voodoo Banshee, and what a glorious riot it was trying to do literally anything with the wretched combat controls. Occasionally, a friend would come over, and one of us would maneuver the character, and the other would swing the sword. I'd be surprised if we ever got past the first level, but I remember it being a ridiculous amount of fun. I mean it turns out it hasn't aged well graphically, and it feels just as clunky as ever, but nothing from that era looks even remotely decent anymore, and the gameplay hasn't gotten any WORSE, so honestly? It's still fun. I wasn't expecting that, but here we are. This is a hilarious amount of content for $10, and it's absolutely worth the price just to die laughing while you try to fight a skeleton the way you do in this game. Bennett Foddy would be proud.
