Man. This is a guy out of another age even when he was in his prime. And seven years later, he's still time warped. But that's why we love him! Jarringly "fake" graphics, cheeseball dialogue, labyrinthine plot, bizarre pot-boiler sci-fi characters. This is an adventure game that is comfortable in its own skin, and it sends shivers down my spine! Get it now. GET TEX NOW!