Unplayable and broken. I don't normally give two star reviews anywhere, but this game was deserving of it. Reminds me heavily of the 2008 Alone in the Dark failure of a game.
My experience with certain hyper-realistic modern games has jaded me on classics like these. If I can become more familiar with the controls, I'm sure it would be a little less frustrating (and hilarious!) to play. Right now, though, it's like watching five pixels angrily glitter across my screen, then I die.
