It's not often that I use the term "unplayable" to describe a game, but when both the game and the settings menu crash on launch without fail, I think it's safe to use that term here. I've now spent the past three hours scouring forums and wikis and only come up with solutions that I can't implement due to the settings menu failing to launch 100% of the time. I was under the impression that GOG games were supposed to work out of the box, but I guess I overestimated their qualiy control if they let something that doesn't even launch on modern systems get on their storefront.
