Played the shareware demo for hours when I was a kid, so I thought the game was just tough. Turns out that it's just sloppy and hiding behind its humor. The UI is an unresponsive nightmare, even by the standards of the time (unable to load a saved game without a new game already being in progress, no quitting to DOS, I guess you just unplugged your PC?). Many levels of the game just turn into a luck-based quickdraw between your units and the rocket-launcher soldiers, since they're able to shoot at your range or longer (they can fire when under the UI bar). And even further levels add vehicles with ramp-jumping sections that make no sense for this control scheme. Not even my happy memories can save it.
