It's a dated game, but it's still worth trying just for fun. The gameplay's not great and the writing is mixed, but the atmosphere and exploration is good enough to keep you going. The real sale that the store page won't tell you is the NUMEROUS Dink Smallwood mods over the decades. No, really, go check out all the DMODs and all the wealth of content they provide. Some of them even give better gameplay than the vanilla. It's really worth checking out.
It's literally just a game where you play as a guy who always wins and bangs every girl ever, because his devs make it impossible for him to lose no matter how stupid he acts. The gameplay is like a budget title, and the story is full of enough filler to make Naruto look fast-paced. You also are going to want to mute the BGM if you have functioning ears. Really, if you have any interest in the H-scenes, just look up the CGs on some booru and spare yourself from wasting time on this game. There's nothing else of value, and even then the H-scenes are about as formulaic as you can imagine. Frankly, the only reason this game is popular is because it's "a classic", but that's just because it was mediocrity at a time where there were slim pickings. It does not hold up today and isn't worth your time, even if you are a basement dweller.
