when i was three years old, i was hiding from Father. he had flown into one of his classic bovril rages, and i fled, i rrun as fast as i could - straight into the bush. i hid in the bush. i lived in the bush. my Father's bovril rages were so intense and scary, he would smash the bovrils on the wall and the icky sticky black goo would drip down the wall like a meaty mollases. years later, when i was 2 years old, i emerged from the bush. i was a man. i am also still a man. though i do respect transgender folks. when i came out of the bush, the first thing on my mind was gock, and then it hit me - what if fallout was set in the uk. i opened my nintendo 64 and went to search on Bing for a creation like the one i just mentioned (fallout and it's set in the UK). i saw that it was TRUE and i FALLOUT (hahahahaha) of my chair in excitement. then i got really confused trying to install it because i've not spent much time with technology i come from a bush. i miss my Father i still can't look at bovril but i do like the way it feels on my fingers
