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Slime Rancher

This is for Little Children!

This was one of the most childish, boring, idiotic pieces of nonsensical garbage I have ever played. If you are three- or four-years-old, I could see you liking this game a bit ... maybe. But this is definitely for little kids, and I mean little, little kids. I an adult or grown teeanager is saying they like this game, then they need to come out of their mommy's basement and grow up a bit. The age range for Slime Rancher is right about 3 - 11 years of age. If you are older, please do yourself a favor an stay far away. I made the mistake of thinking this was a grown-butt adult shooter. NOPE. Not a chance. This is a baby game. It would be in the baby game section at the mall. Look at the screenshots if you don't believe me. Does that look like something an 18-year-old's girlfriend would want to see him playing if she came over to his house? She'd drop him like a hot potato. Just fair warning!

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