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This user has reviewed 3 games. Awesome!
Cyberpunk 2077

Overhyped and underdelivering!

"Open world" ... uhm ... yuck!!! The usual fuckclownery about "open worlds" as usual. Translation: "there is really nothing worth doing in the wild but you need to do hundreds of shit/run/delivery quests for some arbitrary achievement". Yuck!! "Railroaded like heck" ... yes! Stealth sucks. Not because stealth sucks *per* *se* in the game but because the clipping code is so abysmally bad, I wouldn't let even one of our interns get away with this! Fuck either your QA or your management! (from personal experience I'd bet on the "middle management" aka "shit clowns with zero spine, zero experience as developers and a huge boner with regard to their stock options"...) a. Dropping a corpse is disgustingly stupid (they end up wherever, spread out every which way) b. corpses *will* clip through the walls (detection wise) c. *you* will personally clip through the walls (detection wise)! Disgusting, really.

28 gamers found this review helpful
Control Ultimate Edition

Yuck :/

How did this get past even the most basic QA? :( Constantly crashing on an extremely vanilla Win 10 setup (without any AV).

11 gamers found this review helpful
Vampyr

1, 2, 3, ..., 40. No more review title.

And only 2.000 characters in the review body... :/ Well. I consider this game so disgustingly bad I actually wrote a review, for once. Honestly, I almost never do! Usually I just blacklist both the publisher and the studio and forget about it. But this ... this ... ah, forget it! I wrote a review with about 5.6K characters and it still didn't catch even half of what annoys, irks and pisses me off in this product. I don't get how you can even remotely like it. Slow, sluggish, railroading deluxe, zero choices (that make any difference, that is), no fast travelling, random zone deterioration (which _cannot_ be avoided because you have to sleep/advance time to level up/increase your skills).

21 gamers found this review helpful