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Risen

The continued decline of Piranha Bytes

Unlike Gothic 3, there is no "publisher rushed the release excuse" here. The only problem is that Risen isn't any better than that game.

1 gamers found this review helpful
BioShock Infinite Complete Edition

4 stars just for Elizabeth

and her succulent derriere when she bends over to pick locks. One of the best waifus in western games, period. Also, menarche. Ah yes, the game. Marginally better than the prequels but still nothing special. All "Shock" games are more about the setting than gameplay, unfortunately.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Ultima™ Underworld 1+2

Another overrated Looking Glass title...

Ugly, uncontrollable (meaning the controls are shit), unplayable. Pretty immersive simulation of being immersed in a septic tank, however.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Thief™ 2: The Metal Age

Bland

Look at the screenshots. See how generic and bland the game looks? Look at the very first screenshot... someone, somewhere thought that this scene represents Thief 2 so well it deserves to be selected as the first advertising shot. I for one wouldn't buy such a game.

3 gamers found this review helpful
Thief™ Gold

One of the most overrated games

The game isn't "bad" bad... it's simply bland. It doesn't really do anything right or wrong. I wish I could elaborate further, but I am simply unable to. So bland it is.

4 gamers found this review helpful
Thief™ 3: Deadly Shadows

Papyrus

Papyrus

3 gamers found this review helpful
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition

The best Neverwinter Nights module

In fact, the only good one.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Two Worlds II: Epic Edition

Surprisingly good

Unlike the first game, which was an uncompromising kusoge, the sequel is actually decent, almost reaching "hidden gem" status. Predominantly because the devs obviously "drew inspiration" from a certain other RPG by their countrymen.

12 gamers found this review helpful
Neverwinter Nights 2 Complete

Finally

Apart from Temple of Elemental Evil, the only DnD based game younger than Windows XP that isn't total shit. Deserves 4 stars just for this.

2 gamers found this review helpful
ELEX

Crap

Ugly graphics, ugly UI, disproportionate system requirements, unskippable cutscenes. Gameplay is simply Mass Effect + Risen with a tacked on stamina bar. I'm starting to think Gothic 1/2 were flukes. PB never managed to surpass these ancient games.

9 gamers found this review helpful