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THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD: Remake

Unbearably bad.

I own this game on Steam. I detest it. The feel of the original is completely gone, destroyed. This is like asking an AI to make a remake. They just fundamentally get every single thing wrong. The new music is horrid. The performance is awful, the animations aren't better than that of the 1996 game. The pacing doesn't match nor surpass the original. It's slow. It's janky. The voice acting was redone but it's much worse than the original, not in a good way -it not only fails catasthrofically in capturing the original's charm, it's like a mockery of it. The original VAs tried. These didn't. I simply can't help but feel that the developers didn't want to work on this game, or that they outright hate the original for some reason. They don't get it. They don't understand why the original ate so many quarters, why people wanted to dual wield at the arcade.

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