Ladies/gents/non-binary/gender fluid/whatever, this game is a total disappointment. CDPR appears to have pulled a classic page out of Peter Molyneux's playbook by making big claims about what this game will have and what you will be able to do with your V. Bold claims that turned out being totally false. There is all kinds of jank in this game. Bethesda would be proud! The footage we all saw almost 2 years ago was bullshot. The pre-rendered graphics we all saw looked stunning. Unfortunately the game doesn't even come close to looking like that. Not even on my very high-end rig. The game runs at a decent 55 to 75 FPS and then dips down into the teens after laying waste to a room full of stupid AI enemies. As I've progressed further into the game, the glitches and immersion breaking issues become more prevelant. It's not uncommon to see people driving around in invisible cars. My own car has blown up for no apparant reason a few times. The audio cuts out at random. Most of the original soundtrack is pretty lame and forgettable. The gameplay is nothing special, unique, or mindblowingly awesome. It's generic and feels like a few games we've all played in the past. If I didn't know better, I'd have thought this was a cyberpunk mod for Fallout: New Vegas. None of the characters are memorable. V is an edgelord whose origins make zero difference since you will always end up in the same starting location after the prologue. Dialogue options won't adversely affect the outcome. It's nowhere near engaging as the options in KOTOR, Mass Effect 1 and 2, or the entire Witcher series. There's no real reason to become emotionally attached to any particular person. All of the vehicles handle like a forklift on ice. KB+mouse or Xbone pad have issues. Buttons sometimes don't respond. I crouch when I want to dodge, double tapping to dodge is beyond stupid, crouch works only half the time, some keybindings cannot be changed. There are way better older games. Play those ones.
