Having to shave a beard every ten mins with no way to turn it off, makes this game tedious, and turns the brilliant game design into a joke. Like baking a cake then getting a hobo to keep drinking water to piss on the cake while you eat it. It's good cake but why would I get a hobo to piss on it, I'd rather get the hobo a proper purpose. But if you find beards and shaving a bad looking stubble (like a partially shaved rat) that pops into existence fun -- then this is the not-a-beard-simulator for you! :D