So... I got The Witcher 3 right 2 days ago. Installed the patch and instantly started playing a long session of adventuring and fighting, completely immersed in that big, incredible fusion of fantastic graphics, spectacular no-man lands and monster-filled the world of Geralt of Rivia is known for. Finally satisfied after the long play session, I closed the game, and found out that GOG Galaxy was opened. I decided to check out the store, and probably made the best discover of my entire life: 16 FREE DLCs AWWWW YEAAAAAAH BADASS!!! I CAN HEAR THE VIBRATIONS OF THE F*CKING CELLS EXPLODING INSIDE MY BODY!!! I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT: YOU ARE JUST A LIL PLEB ROAMING IN A CORRUPTED WORLD, COVERED BY 50$ DLCs, SH*TTY GAMES AND GREEDY SOFTWARE HOUSES, AND *BANG* THIS "CD PROJEKT RED" POPS OUT AND GIVES ME A 10/10 GAME AND 16 FREE DLCs!!! I MEAN, WHAT?!?!? ... Ok. Ok. I'm calm. Everyone should take example from CDPR! -Are they greedy mothaf*ckas? NO! -Do they please their costumers? YES! -How? GIVING THEM FREE DLCs! -Apart from the free DLCs, does the game costs all the 60$ you paid? YES! -How? 16 FR--- I know, I know, you got it, :P
