I´m ashamed to admit i pre-ordered this one on another platform a long time ago. And yepp, after five mins you´re just looking for the Quit-Button. And believe me, i wanted to like this game, after all i paid money for it. But soon i felt the coldness of charme-lacking boringness. And a retro-look retro just to look retro? I dont want to bash it, but there is nothing in this game which was of any interest or kept me playing. Such a lack of everything that i really dont know what it is exactly that shivers me timbers about that game. I thought the crazy story and characters would be worth it, but i got teached better. It´s just no fun at all. Charmeless and boring are the two words that ring my synapses when i hear the name of this one.
