What to say, really ? This is the 90s. Story wise: Kyle, the protagonist, contracts chlamydia and ends up in the space clinic. Unable to pay his hospital bill, he suffers from a mid-life crisis and is forced to move back to his single father's home. There with the guidance of his P.E teacher's ghost Kyle picks up his old cheap knockoff lightsaber and uses it to engage in some intense RP sessions with the local 501st boys. Gameplay: early on Kyle can't do jack sh*t asides from jumping and shooting so if you're not in the habit of playing old school shooters expect to "git gud" and save scum a lot. Later, you get the limited edition Hasbro saber; which apparently stimulates your pituitary gland's midichlorian juices making it so you can instantly learn how to fire Ki blasts and use stem cell therapy to heal yourself. Guns are always viable, except in sword fights. Sword fights are bullshit and I love them. They can be solved by drunkenly side-straffing around and smacking your opponent's shins until they pass out from the pain. (It's a lot of fun.) Sound: Yup, it's OG Star Wars alright, great orchestral themes here. In terms of foley it's all fairly neat, Kyle apparently wears stilettos though judging by the sound he makes while running on tarmac. (Ohh and the sound those alien assh*les make when lobbing thermal detonators still gives me nightmares. Great stuff.) Compatibility: idk, it works ? It doesn't seem to like my graphics card that much. Conclusion: this is just like my opinion, man. P.S. Don't kill WeeGee. Unless you want the disembodied voice inside your head to leave you "on read" like your Ex does...
