An inglorious example of lowest common denominator marketing and that trademark lack of effort by EA, The writing in this game is so lackluster it took the legs out from under one of the longest running RPGs of all time. The Ultima series withstood the test of time, the advancement of PC gaming and the unjustified backlash of the satanic panic but was felled by the Schemes of a single producer. In addition to all this the game in its original form was barely functional prone to crashing and freezing at random along with a list of glitches and errors, on the plus side we could finally feed Lord British bread lined with rat poison.