So, I played this game once a while back. It was confusing, tedious, made no sense, and I kept losing, over and over. Eventually, I got fed up, and deleted it. As the years went on, I always wanted to revisit the game, to see if it was as bad as I remember, or if it was how i was playing, or what not... But I could not find it anywhere. Then GOG gave me my extra shot. Some things to realize: - There is nudity, but Netflix 'NR' rated nudity. HBO at midnight level nudity. It's kinda funny in a way, with the weird contorted faces, and the unrefined "Western" style of nude cartoons from the 80s / 90s. Much is hidden in the form of Easter Eggs, so if that's your goal, move around a lot and click things (there's a lot more in Part 2 than Part 1). - The game doesn't like to tell you jack about how to play. Sure you can press F1 for help in an area, but it tells you what can happen there (not always), but never really how to do it. This will drive the impatient away very quickly. I nearly gave up in Part 1 because its not obvious that you need to develop your photos at the camera shop, before you can sell them to the distributor. - Three parts, Three Different "Games". Each kinda has a time limit of sorts. The First part has a direct time limit to get new papers before the FBI come after you. The Second part you have a money sink, that you are constantly fighting against. I have yet to reach or remember the Third Part, but I figure it has a money sink as well. The start of each part is difficult, as your trying to play catch-up real fast. Once you get out of the red zone, and meet a groove, have a steady income, etc, the game starts to get real easy, real fast. So you if don't mind a bit of a challenge, some nudity, and not knowing what the hell you are doing for the first hour of each part of the game... Lula: The Sexy Empire is a real gem. Final Note: Play with Headphones...Nearly half of the areas seem to have some moaning sounds at some point in time.
