The game features a cringy edgelord protagonist created for the sole purpose of pandering to lonely horny straight males. Before Gwent there were the utterly ridiculous sex cards. Before Ciri there was Ciri-lite Alvin of the chipmunks fame. Before Yennefer there was Triss in a harlot costume who quoted book Yennefer and Philippa. (No seriously, Triss' outfits in the game looked like those poorly edited sexy sex s3x big booba mods for Skyrim.) The combat is unsalvageable and the voice acting bad. The game has hours of torturously trudging through a swamp while being chased by a horde of drowners. The morality is pretentious faux-deep "umm actually fascists and the oppressed are the same" *tips fedora and embraces enlightened centrism*. I'm just surprised that Shani's grandma wasn't available as a sex card. Too old for our frog-faced Geraldo, I guess. But yeah, the game is bad and you shouldn't play it.
