


Didnt expect those things to be able to climb on the ceiling literally jumped when i saw one do that........b-lined for the next room and sat there with my revolver pointing at the door 10/10 would shit my pants again

while i can see why people like it,i cant be bothered to go through it and beat it.It's one of the most boring and tedious games i've ever played.You do the same puzzles over and over,you fight the same enemies with the same animations and the same sounds.The price is a little too high for what it offers

This game reminds me of that Thor God of Thunder abomination on the Xbox 360.....because it sucks The nine worlds.....as soon as i saw that i was reminded of God Of Thunder,can it be that boring and clunky,i asked myself and yes it is.There are tho a couple of worlds which showcase the amazing action and animations of the game.Too bad they are far between The games looks very nice and sounds..well...decent but that's about it

Played skirmish with 8 players..my "ally" comes to my base starts building fortifications towers and resource buildings...the AI also brought in its forces..i was like:"COOL!HES GONNA HELP ME!HES GONNA DEFEND ME" 2 mins later my "ally"becomes aggresive towards me and completely destroys me with the forces it had brought in to "defend me" BACKSTABBING FUCKING AI 10/10 not as good as the first one but still rlly good

1.Says it includes the 1987 pirates! and the 1993 pirates!Gold....idk what they mean...doesnt include shit (ive played both...back in the day) 2.the graphics hurt my eyes.The NES version of Pirates! had pretty good graphics in my opinion...and the graphics of Gold where amazing!These??not so much.They make my eyes bleed 3.i started up the f*cking thing...and i bursted out laughing when i got to the starting swordfight...bursted out laughing indeed...both at the graphics and the...."mechanically deep" (sarcasm) swordfight.Best button mashing game ever 10/10 IGN...no srsly the controls in the swordfights are fucking hilarious.You just swing your sword like some drunk asshole.The animations there are pretty shitty too you try to parry....guy swing his sword a bit...you get hit afterwards.In the end you just mash the attack buttons till you win. 4.sailing...ive never seen a game where to steer my ship i have to either left or right click... *claps rlly slowly* doesnt work half the time the game just ignores some(most) clicks.WHY CANT WE JUST USE THE FUCKING ARROW KEYS DAMNIT!? 5.bugs...plenty 6.no save function...yet you can still load a game...PERFECT 7.Security questions that if you answer wrong you lose all your cannons and lots of your crew...for...ummm...reasons...Guess they sabotaged our ship... :| NO 8.Crashes...not so plenty but it does crash 9.Sound effects.Lets just say that the grunts that the enemy captains make when they get hit turn me on.The sound for the cannons and the swords are alright..average at best tbh 10.Overall quality...Less than stellar...more like shit but whatever PIRATES!GOLD PLUS PLUS? RLLY? ID SAY... PIRATES!GOLD MINUS