Oh Yeah! Get Ready For The Most Titty-Filled Ass-Smacking Gloryous Epic Of College-Humour Ever Created To Satisfy The Hearts And Loins Of Every Lonely-Minded Video-Gamer! Honestly, Do Not Get This Game If 1)- You Do Not Watch Porn, 2)- You Would Rather Test Cars For Safe Emissions, 3)- You Are DeadSet On Earning Enough Brownie Points To Finally Get That "Philiadelphia Freedom" Patch From Your Scout Leader, 4)- You Like Growing Gay-Looking Beards. Get This Game If And Only If You Like National Lampoon-Type Humor, Hot Naked Babes With Bouncy Tits, And Drinking Games... With Hot Naked Babes Who Have Bouncy Tits. Seriously, There Is NoThing Serious About This Game, I Played It On The PS 2 Years Ago... And I Totally Pissed Off The Leftist-Feminist-Satanist-Wiccan-Mother Superior Of The Place I Was Renting A Room From... Mostly Because I Stopped Playing Drums For Her Gay-Ass Son's "Pretend Rock Band". ANYWAYS... ... Yeah... ... Get This Game... It Ain't So Bad... The Gay Bar Missions Are REALLY BAD, But The Rest Of The Game Is Funny And It Is Real Addictive To Bang ALL The Chicks For All The Sex-Scenes By Completeing The Mission Objectives. Not So Good To See Ron Jeremy As A Floating Hairy Fairy Dressed In A Tutu... But Thankfully, THAT Is The Only Real Disgusting Thing About The Game (Other Than The Gay-Bar Missions).
Hey! Wasnt This Game On The PSP Years Ago As CHILI CONCARNE??
I Barely Remember Playing The Heck Out Of This Game Back In 2001 When All I Could Afford Were Old Games For Some Computer That Was Not Mine. This Game Was A Classic To Me, Still Is... And Guess WHERE I Bought It From In 2001 For $5.00?.... A "Chapters" Bookstore In Vancouver. Cooler Than Duke-Nukem And Doom's Classic versions COMBINED!
Oh Wow! ... Let Me Just Say That I Had Planned On Putting My Mediocre PS Vita Game Playing On Pause For THIS WonderFull Gift Of WonderNess. ... Are You EVER Going To Put "RedNeck Rampage" Up For Us As A Free Gift... I Mean, I Guess Not If Richard Garriott AKA: Lord British Has ANYTHING To Say About It. ... Yup. Looking At That Heavily Pixilated Mess Of ColourFull Eye-Puke Makes Me Happy That There Have Been Numerous AdVancements In Video-Game Technology. Heck... I Plan On Buying "Retro-City Rampage"... It Looks Retro But It Does NOT Hurt My Eyes And GodDarn... What Has ANYBODY InTo RPG's LEARNED From Playing "Ultima"... That It Is Soooo YUCKY And Filled To The Brim With "WholeSome Morality" And Polished "SunDay School Lessons". Come On GOG... There Are Cooler Old Games To Give Out For Free... Thank You AnyWays, But I Have AllWays PreFerred D&D INSTEAD Of "Bible Camp With Lord British"...
Uhh... Geee. ... Thanks?
