Picture this: This new fast food place opens up. Their main attraction is this 100-(million zillion trillion ..heh)-piece zebra nugget meal box that's supposed to absolutely blow your mind cuz zebra nuggets are the bomb diggity and they swear by it. You go to their location and get a taster of this zebra nugget and your mind is absolutely shattered at how damn good this thing is! You say 'Screw it, even tho it's overpriced as hell, dem zebra nuggets will be so worth it!!' so you order the $60 one-hundred piece meal box and wait for your order. The place tells you that they'll be ready in a week... You think 'ooook......that's kinda lame and unusual but whatever, it'll be worth it!', so you wait and you wait and you wait. FINALLY, the week has come for you to get that box of godly zebra nuggets. You roll through the drive through like Caesar through the Rubicon and get excited for your meal... At the pick-up window, you are handed a stale coke and then forced to leave the premises when all the doors and windows of the restaurant shut down and the entire damn building lifts off into space, never to be seen again :|. Half a year later, the restaurant re-appears out of thin air like Jesus in the second coming, and starts trying to entice people to come back by offering a WHOLE 10 PIECES OF CHICKEN (not zebra..CHICKEN :|) nuggets FOR 100% FREE (if you paid the ridiculous $60 for their initial meal). And that my friends is the story of No Man's Sky. Possibly one of the biggest video game scams in recent history. Unoptimized, barebones as hell (seriously, nothing from the trailers translates into the actual game! watch any youtube gameplay video!) TLDR: Don't buy this game unless it sells for like $2 and you plan on playing for 2-3 hours at most.
