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Womanizer

Potential is there, but it's horrible

This game seems to leave you only undesirable options to succeed, which I can't even verify because I refuse to do those things. That 'testing' your mate's girlfriend businness and that stupid bet are forgivable because that's stuff we do when we're young. The automatic misogynistic commentary is almost absent from these types of games (so far only Helping The Hotties seems to make do without it), so no surprise there, needs to be just ignored if you wanna play. But if I can only succeed by being a creep, stalker and burglar, forget it, that's the point where I will inevitably judge anyone who makes or enthusiastically plays it, I don't care if it's 'just a game'.

4 gamers found this review helpful
Helping the Hotties

Pleasantly surprised!

The title seemed to suggest the opposite to me, so I wasn't holding my breath, but this is actually the first naughty game where the player character at no point ever automatically uses misogynistic slurs in a derogatory way outside of heated encounters. All that could be held against him is what we'd all be guilty of in his place, and it shows during gameplay, that's after all why we bought the game in the first place. The reason I'm only giving 4 stars instead of all 5 is that, even with playing as a novel switched off, there's too much automatic stuff with too little interaction. It's also almost pointless, because the free roaming doesn't free you from "do this, do that" constraints, and everywhere you free roam is empty, nobody ever there, no chance encounters that are not an integral part of the narrative, and the game pretty much tells you exactly what you need to do, or rather sit through in most cases, nothing for you to figure out or influence outside the scripted choices. And the worst part, which made me contemplate to take yet another star away, is that I severely dislike that it's not even a choice when the player character keeps rejecting the girls for 60 million years and cries about feeling 'violated' when really awesome stuff is about to happen, the stuff we bought the game for. Finally, contrary to what Google may cough up, it is not true that you can't have all of them in a single playthrough, what you need to miss out on through choices are specific encounters, which makes it a bit annoying that the number of encounters you had is compared to the total, rather than the number you could have had if you hadn't turned some down, which makes it look and feel like you missed stuff when you haven't, as you can only miss what you could have done had you chosen to do so. Good job that the minigames can be switched off, they're silly and would be annoying if forced. Oh, don't bother letting one girl keep her phone, it adds nothing special.

7 gamers found this review helpful
World in Conflict: Complete Edition

Money wasted

In case you care, with the downloaded installers, it actually does work on Windows 7. Other than that, there's NO way I'm gonna play the Commies and be called 'Romanov', so it's only good for people who don't mind playing the Commies, and the few who actually want to.

Dead Age 2

Not great, but better than the first one

For anyone who cares, it does work on Windows 7, at least with the downloaded installers, dunno about Galaxy. Not a brilliant game, but a vast improvement over the first one. Personally, I find it enjoyable on casual mode to pass time, I'm not really interested in the super duper pooper difficulty stuff.

4 gamers found this review helpful
Fallout 4: Game of the Year Edition

About bloody time!!!

I got so fed up with Steam years ago, I just deleted my account and decided to wait until GOG gets the titles I lost that way. When Skyrim got here, I expected Fallout 4 to follow soon, but it took years. I discovered it much later, and it caught me off guard, but it just so happened to be on sale with huge savings, so I didn't think twice at all. Now just Mass Effect (the first one, I don't care for the other two) and the 2018 Hitman need to get here, and I'll have everything I actually wanted to keep back, the rest is unimportant.

10 gamers found this review helpful
Endzone - A World Apart Save the World Edition

Shame...

Sounds like it COULD be awesome, though I doubt that any ideas I'd contribute would be listened to. Two negative points: 1) 'In Dev' usually means it will never be finished and at some point just abandoned. 2) Minimum requirement Windows 10, excluding those who are determined to stick with Windows 7 until a viable alternative exists, because 8 and 10 suck bigtime. So, even if it were to be finished and good enough to ignore what's always bugging me about all games, I wouldn't be able to play it because there is NO WAY IN HELL that I bend over for Microsoft, I will not go past Windows 7 until something better exists.

27 gamers found this review helpful
Galaxy Squad

'Unlocking' MODES? No thanks.

The developer doesn't seem to have a lot of faith in his own 'story campaign', seeing that he feels need to FORCE people to play it before he 'generously' allows access to FREE Mode. Not for me, I bought it for the free play, not for yet another 'narrative' putting pressure on me. I regret spending that money now. Plus, he uses a well outdated version of the Union Jack in the language selection section and keyboard mapping doesn't seem to be customisable. No matter how good it could be if I had access to the mode I want, I'm not gonna play that stupid story stuff just because the developer is afraid that there might not be enough people who actually WANT TO play it.

5 gamers found this review helpful