...because while the game looks and sounds fantastic, the gameplay felt just slightly above average, and the story just takes too damn long to take off: I'm over two hours in and it's all very opaque and confusing (not in a good way, it just feels pretentious and meandering). Top that with the nonstop whispering sound effects that's creepy at first but just makes me want to mute the game after the hundredth time I've listened to it, and I'm done.