...this not-even-really-a-game has no right to exist on any level. It's just an awful attempt by a bunch of scummy shithead "devs" at cashing in on the slight nostalgia value for a show that's (effectively) been over for nearly 10 years. Hey GOG management staff! If any of you ever read this, please purge this filth from your storefront at once! The fact that you went from Good Old Games to GOG so you could include modern indies, even medium-profile games, hell... even the freakin' porn games, all that is acceptable. But this? No. Just. Plain. NO. So please, GET RID OF IT AND BLACKLIST THE DEVELOPERS AND PUBLISHERS SO THEY CAN'T POLLUTE THIS SITE ANY FURTHER. Thank you.
I mean really. It's not even a proof of concept demo. It's short, it's basic, it has literally no replayability, and sure it's cheap, but that just further begs the question: why should we have to pay for what is quite literally just 1 single super-basic mechanic that was stolen from an actual game? If this had been a free to play game, I would've been more charitable towards it, but having to pay for something this basic is just insulting. That'd be like paying for breathing air, or the right to take a dump in your own home.
...why does the (presumably main) character in the game's art look like the biggest douchebag outside the cast of Jersey Shore? Were the developers actively trying to make him an utterly hateable git?
