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Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft

Tomb Raider

This game good. I like. U buy it. You like too. Other than that, its a tank controled, puzzle game, that has absolutly nothing to do with pretzles, pizza, or beer. Afore mentioned itoms sold sepretly. Thats it. Have fun. You jurk. =].

2 gamers found this review helpful
Tomb Raider: Underworld

Tomb Raider Underworld

Lori is... buggy. But not too bad. I had a lot of fun controlling her and laughing behind her back whenever she took credit for doing something great. 'Haha,' I'd think, and say to myself: "So you thought that was you... but it wasn't... it was me! te-he." (her 'back' is very bulbous and shapely, which I enjoyed too, except when she farts.) Also, this game (like Lori) is very short. And there's not too much exploring to do. It's a lot of go - there, figuring it out and move on, kind of stuff. Lastly, I feel that Lori needs a man to tell her when she's messing up. Someone like Nathan Drake or Indiana Jones, who can stand up to her and say: "Hey, babe, you're cute when you're angry, now come over here and give me a kiss!" And then Lori can be all like: "Not a chance! You cad! I can take care of myself!" {SLAP!}. "Ok, babe, if you need me, I'll be down at the pub with my mates watching the game. Don't stay up too late." You know - that kind of thing... Have a nice day. 😋

1 gamers found this review helpful