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Mount & Blade: Warband - Viking Conquest Reforged Edition

Pure fucking garbage.

When the game gives you no answers as how to complete a task, and you have to search the internet, and the only answers as to how people beat a mission are by cheating? That game is pure fucking trash. If every person, on every forum, says the only way to beat a stupid mission is by using cheats, then your game is horrible fucking trash. There's a special place in hell for the devs of this piece of shit game, and they're going to be tortured for all eternity for even thinking about making this game. Or there is no cosmic justice.

4 gamers found this review helpful
Stronghold Crusader HD

Boring, lame game

Trash.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition

Can't get past the tutorial

So, maybe there was a time in gaming history where a 45 minute tutorial was the norm. Or where that tutorial was just a bunch of useless boring bullshit, and everyone was fine with it. But for fuck's sake - it's taken me three tries to get through this boring bullshit and I'm done. Just a bunch of idiots in a building talking and making you click through dozens of pages of dialog, for shit I'm not going to remember anyway. 0/10. Maybe the game itself is fun, but getting to the game itself is such a chore I'd rather just play a game that doesn't suck.

12 gamers found this review helpful
Stronghold HD

Absolute trash

There really isn't much "strategy" to this game. What's the point of having the ability to build walls, build an economy, and build an army, if the game rushes you so god damn fast that your enemies are rushing you faster than you can build up 5-10 units of an army? Absolute garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage. I mean, sure, it's fun, if you like having access to dozens of units and buildings that you never have time to work on because somehow your enemies are sending 100's of enemies your way within minutes of each other.

8 gamers found this review helpful
POSTAL: Classic and Uncut

Most regrettable 99 cents of my life.

Title says it all.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Avernum: Escape From the Pit

Too glitchy to play. Broken.

So the game is fun and all that, but it has one horrible, game-breaking glitch. Whenever you're about to win a boss fight, the combat ends - then starts again, giving every enemy on the board a free turn. In many situations, this will mean that you go from "one hit away from victory" to a complete party wipe. Seriously terrible. Kind of souring me on all indie games, to be honest. Absolute horrible waste of time and I severely regret my purchase.

1 gamers found this review helpful