In this game, there's a minigame you play where you try to get a girl drunk enough so she'll agree to have sex with you. One of the girls really wants a relationship, and you end up sneaking out of the room after you get your rocks off with her. You molest another girl with a sex toy at the end of another encounter; she hilariously "turns lesbian" as a result. You know what I call games like this? Hateful. Magna Cum Laude is not an adventure game. Instead of the sharply-written puzzle-solving elements you expect from the Larry series, you instead play minigames. In the most common one, you swim a sperm through three lanes and attempt to hit the right tokens so Larry says "the right things" in deplorable pickup-artist fashion. Played right, it's boring. Played wrong, it's occasionally funny but frustrating, since you have to listen to all the same dialogue again to proceed. The other minigames wear out their welcome much more quickly. You know what games like this are? Tedious. I would literally rather play Roadhouse: The Arcade Game than this, but to be fair, that's because *that* game sounds incredible, while Magna Cum Laude is anything but. Buy Love For Sail! or Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse instead.
