HISTORY Back in 1995 this classic game was on I think 13 floppy disks and had quite some bugs. A more stable CD ROM version later was launched. A sequel of BIING! followed, managing a holiday resort. This second part is also included. Unfortunately both of the developers, Holger Gehrmann & Olaf Patzenhauer passed away too early. R.I.P.! A Fanproject under the leadership of Devilmarkus is currently developing an adequate third part, called BIIING! Good luck! GAMEPLAY Managing a hospital is with staff that seems to be highly retarded, sex-obsessed doctors, simple-minded nurses with big boobs and patients who are more interested in striptease from nurses instead of an adequate treatment. For a dental care tools like Butcher knife (set of), tooth picker and designer clay (bag) are used. A designer mallet can be used either for unaesthetic teeth or for narcosis. Interior for a cosy waiting room can be drinks cartons (empty) to take a seat and a Babel fish machine for the welfare. Obtaining patients can be with newspaper ads, renting thugs who beat up random people on the streets or even a Grand Prix with ambulances racing to an injured person. GRAPHIC DESIGN The unforgettable graphic design is sexist, offensive and with dark humour and was delivered by Ogan & Celal Kandemiroglu. These guys are also immortalised on several other games from the 1990s. CONCLUSION As an innocent decent teenager I was playing this game when my life suddenly became out of control. Haha Joking! This is one of the very few games which is still fascinating despite some weaknesses, for instance human resources could have a clearer presentation. Also the level of difficulty is very high, if you have no money by midnight the game is over immediately. If you have too many bad reviews (how could such a thing happen?!) it is very hard to gain more patients and to survive financially. I was waiting for years for this to be released on GOG. Thanks!
