Soulless512: ...I am straight up telling you they are not in my game... i honestly do not like being called a liar.
Nobody called you a liar. Wesp there is the creator of the Unofficial Patch (so more than a bit of an authority on the matter)—and as was explained, the UP comes in two versions: Basic / Plus.
• The Basic version fixes a lot of known issues but
doesn't add content—that's the version preinstalled in the GOG version.
• The Plus patch makes a number of changes, including restoring removed content—that's the version preinstalled on Steam.
...so they
both have the Unofficial Patch installed, just different version's of it.
Soulless512: I am seriously not trying to be an asshole.
That's good. That content you're "missing" only exists because of Wesp... so the attitude you got was a little deserved even if you didn't know it. Flying off the handle doesn't help anyone.
Soulless512: so where do you get this unofficial patch
You can grab it over on
Patches Scrolls. During installation you should select the "Plus" version.
(edit: see additional download options in the two comments following this one) Note: You'll need to replace the basic version with the Plus version. I think there are a couple of threads on the matter already, but start a new one if you need further assistance.