Posted October 02, 2017
One of the absolute worse things about Two Worlds 2 is the obnoxiously joy-killing intro.
A linear mess of boring dialogue exposition and craptastic in-game cutscenes that are seemingling endless.
Just when you thought you "escaped the first dungeon and into the open world" you get a swift strong uppercut that serves as a wake-up call to the fact...you're stil stuck in Linearland. Welcome to the Great Linear Outdoors, where you can't go any direction except basically forward into a plethora of even more slow, knuckle dragging scripted events. HOLY SMOKES, does this game ever really "start"? And it get's even worse.
At some point, if you don't slit your wrists from the utter banality of it all, the game will finally remember: OH YEAH this ist an open vurld RPG!
After about an hour of mind-sloggingly mind sogging gameplay. What a tird. Right out the door.
And then you'll find you can't "advance" to other areas in the game without completing one of the broken quests. (about half are broken in the first "area" as far as I can tell".
Total tird.
The first game, was pretty dope though. :)
A linear mess of boring dialogue exposition and craptastic in-game cutscenes that are seemingling endless.
Just when you thought you "escaped the first dungeon and into the open world" you get a swift strong uppercut that serves as a wake-up call to the fact...you're stil stuck in Linearland. Welcome to the Great Linear Outdoors, where you can't go any direction except basically forward into a plethora of even more slow, knuckle dragging scripted events. HOLY SMOKES, does this game ever really "start"? And it get's even worse.
At some point, if you don't slit your wrists from the utter banality of it all, the game will finally remember: OH YEAH this ist an open vurld RPG!
After about an hour of mind-sloggingly mind sogging gameplay. What a tird. Right out the door.
And then you'll find you can't "advance" to other areas in the game without completing one of the broken quests. (about half are broken in the first "area" as far as I can tell".
Total tird.
The first game, was pretty dope though. :)
