May 19th is coming fast, slighly less than 40 hours left to gain internet fame and act like a graphics expert. You don't have a clue about graphics, engines in general but like to jump the bandwagon and moan with the crowd? Your specs barely hit the minimum requirements but you want your voice to be heard about this insult to PC gamers?

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1. The downgrade is real. This game looks like it was from the stone age, what the fuck CDPR? You promised us better graphics than the console peasants get, there is a reason I have spent £3k on graphics cards alone. I cancelled my preorder and will never buy a CDPR game ever again.

2. CDPR is an insult to PC gamers. We didn't ask for a game specifically desiged for the console market; the developers sold their souls for some change. They lied about the downgrade, they lied about pushing the limits of PC gaming, they lied about developing primarily for the PC. I will NEVER trust CDPR again, they treat real gamers like dirt.

3. So, that's it, CDPR. We had a long way coming. I trusted you will be the same company I met quite a few years ago, you cared about PC gamers, you said PC is your main platform. Then you said the console version will be identical to the PC version. The videos on YouTube prove this without a doubt. You lied to us. Shame on you, CDPR.

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I love this post. You rock, mate!

Would be great if everyone with common sense up-voted this thread so it'd be on the first page at least until 19th. I think simple +1 would be enough.

BTW, mmarci, can we cite someone we've seen saying something like this and not make up our own gibberish?

+1 from my part :P

I just hope, as an AMD GPU owner, I won't suffer too much and will still be able to run the game at least on high and some options in ultra since the rig I built was clearly made for this game I've been waiting so long for.

I cross my fingers and keep my faith in CDPR roxxing poneys.

Only 2 days before the big AWE, wait for it!

Up vote!

Awesome post!

Let's keep it without names, I'm sure everyone can come up with something like this by now :)

Yeah, I didn't mean mentioning any names, agree with you on this one, but only what they said. I think this should do.

oh oh oh......

Please do not forget that they are all male chauvinist pigs who exploit the sexuality of women. Also that they are huge racists who only allow white people in their games. I belive the key prhase here was “oppressively misogynist."

And that their main goal is eventually to ensure the supremacy of the Crab People on Earth, for from the beginning CDPR was the hidden initials for... CRAB (DOMINATION) PEOPLE (RECKONING)! (Taste like crab, talk like people...)

I guess the phrase there is no such thing as bad press, can drive a games propaganda however to hear things must really hurt the developers.

To explain a developer may say that people will be people and that everyone has an opinion and you can't please everyone, still videogaming is a CREATIVE industry it is full of people who pour their hearts and passions into their work.

Creative souls will always be hurt by the ignorance and tactless responses of others... it is the price they pay for what they do.

Still the rewards are the praise and the joy their work can bring to those who appreciate it, and those people will far outweigh the others.

Kudos as Always to CDPR been a fan since before the Witcher was released and Bioware had praised this little unknown polish development company, I remember their beginnings and to have come so far is a testament to them and their vision.

I just like it when good things happen to good people.

Don't forget the DRM they added to their game. My copy arrived today. I can't even play when I turn off my internet.
CDPR you have disappointed me a great deal. They add a gog.com code to the disks, it installs gog galaxy a nd forces you to download a patch you can't download yet cause it's not released. Same shit without internet.

CDPR THAT IS DRM !!!

Yes I am upset. Because I am disappointed. I didn't expect this betrayal. Next time just release it on steam and no ones going to complain. FFS.

Just watch this video. Stop it at 1:47 look them in the eye and tell me they are not fucking reptilian.

Holy crap... I'm sorry... I can't tell you that... It really dawned to me they are not human...

I knew this studio was too good to be true... All of this, their kindness, their beautiful games... All of this just to distract humanity and claim full power upon the Earth... What have we done? D:

topkek

So crabs are woman hating racists?

Crabs have always creeped me out. Now I know why. Thanks.

Hmmm... does this mean that every development studio that has ever created a game that involves killing is full of mass murderers? This should make it really easy on law enforcement.

My mother always told me " dont associate with loose women you will get crabs"

I never understood that till now!