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Wandering around Vergen, listening to the dwarves talking to one another, there are some great lines.

Here's one exchange:

Dwarf 1: What's this? Clad in hues of green, amidst shrubs he's seen, crouching on legs bent, catching flies to rend?

Dwarf 2: A bored Scoia'tael waiting in ambush?

Dwarf 1: Supposed to be a frog, but to be honest, your answer's better.


In another one, a dwarf says, "Elves -- they talk a lot but think very little. In the end, they end up dead, shouting, "We really showed 'em!"

What great dwarven lines have YOU heard?
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Corylea: Wandering around Vergen, listening to the dwarves talking to one another, there are some great lines.

Here's one exchange:

Dwarf 1: What's this? Clad in hues of green, amidst shrubs he's seen, crouching on legs bent, catching flies to rend?

Dwarf 2: A bored Scoia'tael waiting in ambush?

Dwarf 1: Supposed to be a frog, but to be honest, your answer's better.


In another one, a dwarf says, "Elves -- they talk a lot but think very little. In the end, they end up dead, shouting, "We really showed 'em!"

What great dwarven lines have YOU heard?
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Lesbomancy, my favorite kind of magic.
I forget his name (Sheldon?), but the one dwarf who accompanies you on the mine expedition and is obsessed with sex. Not that he's particularly funny, but the other dwarves' responses to him are...
Post edited May 23, 2011 by mjharper
Favorite Dwarf Line:

I take no pleasure in fraternizing with elves, but even a shit-coated stick can be a weapon.
Lesbomancy.
It's odd there are no female dwarves though, considering how often the male dwarves speak of ploughing. Unless they plough human and elf females, which I doubt. It's not as if Vergen is just a war fortress, it's home to miners, merchants etc. You see plenty of female humans and elves. I guess CD Projekt weren't sure how to design female dwarves. It is a tough one since female dwarves in other games hardly look different from the males apart from longer hair and some chest bulge.

But it would be fun to see the dialogue CD Projekt might have come up with Geralt flirting with a female dwarf. No doubt it would be a riot.
Post edited May 26, 2011 by hulahula32
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hulahula32: But it would be fun to see the dialogue CD Projekt might have come up with Geralt flirting with a female dwarf.
please no. Just...no.
Post edited May 26, 2011 by Cyjack
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hulahula32: It's odd there are no female dwarves though, considering how often the male dwarves speak of ploughing. Unless they plough human and elf females, which I doubt. It's not as if Vergen is just a war fortress, it's home to miners, merchants etc. You see plenty of female humans and elves. I guess CD Projekt weren't sure how to design female dwarves. It is a tough one since female dwarves in other games hardly look different from the males apart from longer hair and some chest bulge.

But it would be fun to see the dialogue CD Projekt might have come up with Geralt flirting with a female dwarf. No doubt it would be a riot.
Geralt isn't exactly a smooth talker. Case in point, when you try to seduce Sile.

He charms them womens with his musky odor and bad boy image. :p
Post edited May 26, 2011 by revial
Hehe he charms them with Axii sign
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vAddicatedGamer: Hehe he charms them with Axii sign
He used Axii on so many people in this game, I started thinking of him as Obi Wan Kenobe. Only more badass.