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Guys, I'm running the latest version of the downloader and it still refuses to work.

Even worse, it immediately crashes upon telling it to download Primordia and when I try to download through the site, it has 0 bandwidth and downloads nothing. Everything else works fine on my computer.

I had a similar problem with Hotline Miami and I'm quite fed up with this...
Apparently the latest downloader needs you to manually specify a folder in which the downloads go otherwise it crashes. Problem solved anyhow, moderator, lock this one :)