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I clicked the download button in the GOG page, downloaded the GOG Galaxy 2.0 web installer file, opened it.
It opens a box that reads "Initializing".... and that's it. It's not actually *doing anything*.

I tried waiting, I tried re-downloading the file, I tried switching off my antivirus.

It's not working.