Posted August 10, 2014
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
Inspired by the recent Fight Club thread, I thought it would be fun to do a bit of Monkey Island 1 style insult fighting here.
Most of you should be familiar with the concept, but here are the rules:
1. Every insult post must contain a counter-insult to a previous insult, and a new insult for someone else to counter. For clarity's sake, please quote the insult you are countering.
2. The counter-insult should naturally be related to the original insult. If the original insult is of the "Your momma" type, the counter should be too, but does not otherwise need to be related to the original, unless a specific theme is used (Star Wars, for example).
3. It's a free-for-all, so anyone is free to counter any insult. You may even counter an insult that has already been countered by somebody else if you believe your counter-insult is better. Be prepared to have your counter-insult judged by other GOGlodytes though.
4. No personal insults. This is all in good fun. If you do feel the need to make a personal insult to another GOGlodyte, do it elsewhere.
5. No slurs. Keep race, nationality, religion and sexual orientation out of the game.
6. Feel free to make non-insult posts about the thread.
I'll start us off to get things going.
"Your face would make a mother scream." (Hey, I never said I was any good at this)
Inspired by the recent Fight Club thread, I thought it would be fun to do a bit of Monkey Island 1 style insult fighting here.
Most of you should be familiar with the concept, but here are the rules:
1. Every insult post must contain a counter-insult to a previous insult, and a new insult for someone else to counter. For clarity's sake, please quote the insult you are countering.
2. The counter-insult should naturally be related to the original insult. If the original insult is of the "Your momma" type, the counter should be too, but does not otherwise need to be related to the original, unless a specific theme is used (Star Wars, for example).
3. It's a free-for-all, so anyone is free to counter any insult. You may even counter an insult that has already been countered by somebody else if you believe your counter-insult is better. Be prepared to have your counter-insult judged by other GOGlodytes though.
4. No personal insults. This is all in good fun. If you do feel the need to make a personal insult to another GOGlodyte, do it elsewhere.
5. No slurs. Keep race, nationality, religion and sexual orientation out of the game.
6. Feel free to make non-insult posts about the thread.
I'll start us off to get things going.
"Your face would make a mother scream." (Hey, I never said I was any good at this)