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"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

Inspired by the recent Fight Club thread, I thought it would be fun to do a bit of Monkey Island 1 style insult fighting here.

Most of you should be familiar with the concept, but here are the rules:

1. Every insult post must contain a counter-insult to a previous insult, and a new insult for someone else to counter. For clarity's sake, please quote the insult you are countering.

2. The counter-insult should naturally be related to the original insult. If the original insult is of the "Your momma" type, the counter should be too, but does not otherwise need to be related to the original, unless a specific theme is used (Star Wars, for example).

3. It's a free-for-all, so anyone is free to counter any insult. You may even counter an insult that has already been countered by somebody else if you believe your counter-insult is better. Be prepared to have your counter-insult judged by other GOGlodytes though.

4. No personal insults. This is all in good fun. If you do feel the need to make a personal insult to another GOGlodyte, do it elsewhere.

5. No slurs. Keep race, nationality, religion and sexual orientation out of the game.

6. Feel free to make non-insult posts about the thread.

I'll start us off to get things going.

"Your face would make a mother scream." (Hey, I never said I was any good at this)
Your face is like a rainy day during a warm winter...shitty!

"They say yo mama jokes are funny....but absolutely nothing is funny about your mother!"
Post edited August 10, 2014 by HijacK
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HijacK: Your face is like a rainy day during a warm winter...shitty!
Please read rule #1.
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HijacK: Your face is like a rainy day during a warm winter...shitty!
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Wishbone: Please read rule #1.
Forgot about the quote......
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Wishbone: "Your face would make a mother scream."
As if your mother would care if I killed you!

"You should surrender now, while your pants are still clean!"


EDIT: Oops, ninjaed by HijacK...
Post edited August 10, 2014 by babark
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Wishbone: Please read rule #1.
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HijacK: Forgot about the quote......
You are also supposed to provide a new unrelated insult for someone else to counter. You can just go back and edit your original post ;-)
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HijacK: Forgot about the quote......
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Wishbone: You are also supposed to provide a new unrelated insult for someone else to counter. You can just go back and edit your original post ;-)
Edited.
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babark: EDIT: Oops, ninjaed by HijacK...
Not a problem. Read rule #3 ;-)
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babark: "You should surrender now, while your pants are still clean!"
"No need. I don't mind getting your blood all over them."

"Your life is about to take a dramatic turn for the worse!"
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babark: EDIT: Oops, ninjaed by HijacK...
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Wishbone: Not a problem. Read rule #3 ;-)
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babark: "You should surrender now, while your pants are still clean!"
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Wishbone: "No need. I don't mind getting your blood all over them."

"Your life is about to take a dramatic turn for the worse!"
"Stop looking in the mirror when you're talking to me!"

"But actually I'm wrong in one regard, you're so ugly every mirror shatters away when it sees you."
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HijacK: "Stop looking in the mirror when you're talking to me!"

"But actually I'm wrong in one regard, you're so ugly every mirror shatters away when it sees you."
Mirrors shatter before they even see you, you're so ugly!

You're so rank even a Komodo dragon would turn its nose up at you!

Monkey Island.
*sigh*
I think that has to be replayed again...
Post edited August 10, 2014 by Getcomposted
Your wife is a one eyed, toothless, fatass! At least she's not a tranny like yours

This one is inspired by my own dating history.
Post edited August 11, 2014 by Necross
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HijacK: "Stop looking in the mirror when you're talking to me!"

"But actually I'm wrong in one regard, you're so ugly every mirror shatters away when it sees you."
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Getcomposted: Mirrors shatter before they even see you, you're so ugly!

You're so rank even a Komodo dragon would turn its nose up at you!
"Komodo dragons don't even come close to you because you smell like cow saliva! Stop kissing your girlfriend maybe?"

"And let's not forget you need 2 DOORS to enter the house."