greglat123: Any company that makes chicken alphabet soup that potentially allows young children to spell naughty words with their food should be boycotted.
Anecdotal story, being 10, growing up in a hick town and still not being quite sure exactly what some four letter words meant, I tried looking them up in the dictionary (I had no older siblings to ask and I was mortified to ask my super religious parents). Yeah, they weren't there. How distressing for a young kid. I know the dictionary was abridged but it was still the thickest book I'd ever handled and should have included common profanities.
I guess I bring that up, one because I wanted to tell it, but two, because you were joking, but that crap sort of happens in real life! People are so damned scared of a four letter word and having their product boycotted or whatever they do all kinds of crazy crap.