"People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome."

"I ain't looking for help from on high. That's a long wait for a train don't come."

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"


Can you guess what movie I've been watching lately?

It is better to inspire than to expire.

Charity should begin and end at home. In the world of business, don't let emotions and "human solidarity" get in the way of your goals. The only reason the other people are nice to you is because they haven't found a way to get one over on you. Always have 5 or more back-up plans when things go tits up. Because they will; there's no "if" about this. At interviews, say no more than necessary. When looking for work, don't quit the job you're trying to leave because nothing is worse than looking for job while unemployed.

Wherever you are, make yourself very, very necessary. It makes you that much harder to remove or kill.

Hustle all day, every day.

When telling a woman how much money you make, always give them a much smaller number. Always tell them exactly what it is you do.This will allow you to weed out the gold diggers. Never marry or have children because that allows other people to have their hooks in you and this also forces "responsibility" on you. "Being responsible" is really being an indentured servant. Keep everything in your name and your name ONLY. No one can take away what is yours and yours alone. Never allow another person, this includes anyone who calls themselves "your wife", access to any of your credit cards or bank accounts.

I got so many words of wisdom, I should write a book :P.

the love you get is equal to the love you give

paraphrasing:

The easiest way to make a small fortune is to start with a large fortune

If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you tried

Accept what you can't change, and change what you can

There's only two things you can control in this world: your thought and your actions

There are only two honest people in this world, me and you, and I'm not so sure about you
~ a friend's USMC instructor

Happiness is just a change in perception
~ Me

Condom shmondom.

"Those of a closed mind mentality
Tend towards stanzas bout morality
These people, lost in technicalities
It's feeble, not grounded in reality
It's evil, they say that they're a pal of me
But apparently they don't know who it is I used to be
It suits me, got no time for these false head ways
My boots meet, pavement heading off into those sunset rays"

-Magdelene, untitled track

EDIT: Full disclosure, I'm one of the songwriters for Magdelene, a musical project nobody has heard of ... yet.

A Goal is a Dream with a Deadline

Wrong, everyone who's read your post has heard of it.

(It would be correct if you replaced "yet" with "before this post".)

there will always be a smart arse waiting to correct you.

not aimed at Miaghstir but appropriate

Always take an offered breath mint.

Bite the wax tadpole

Kids, drink your alcohol, enjoy your sex, and make your night to last forever... oh, and have a music orgasm while you're at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqi1EmjHPlQ

:p