Because all the mole people are for underground conspiracy theories.

Don't hold your breath. Humans have neither the subtlety, organization skills or rationality to do the job. However, there do exist beings capable of this. While not exactly benevolent or people they do fit most of your other criteria.

If you are interested you can contact your local chapter of The Esoteric Order of the Old Ones and Cthulhu Cultists.

Anyway, the reptilian masters as a conspiracy theory was created by David Icke who is either stark raving mad or a troll of the highest order.

Don't forget Flight of the Amazon Queen.

I think this too. And people who are religious Christians or were religious Christians in the past probably associate reptiles with evil in their brains because of that snake who seduced Eve and screwed mankind for all eternity in the bible.

Do you live in Warsaw? We have just opened our first chapter in Poland. The address is just temporary until we find a better location but when everything is is in place you can come visit us at:
Cthulhu kultystów starego porządku i esoterischen

Just look for a big neon sign!

You're a bunch of posers and it's all too apparent.
First of all - ancient conspiracies have had their chapters everywhere, otherwise there would be strings they would not be able to pull.
Secondly - Warsaw is a boring sea of gray, the most bland and generic sort of city there is. No self-respecting cult would pick it as headquarters, even temporarily.
Thirdly - if there's one thing I've learned about the German language, it's that everything ending with -chen is tiny, cute and cuddly; as such - your esoterics are likely something like bunnymancy ;).

Lastly - damnit, I need to catch up on my Lovecraft reading, thanks for reminding me ;P.

You mean like "Leichen" ...? Anyway, you just need to insert a reptilian "s" to turn the cute and cuddly "-chen" into a secretive evil hissing sound. ;)

Hanssssssel and Gretsssschen....

One influential organization controling everything is unlikely or at least feels like that, somebody would make a mistake too many times and it would be noticed. However, I do think there are countries and companies trying to control everything. After all, religion, money, politics, geolocation..they're all tools to get "everything".

Considering the consquences from a corrupt one world government/entity I prefer independant nations like we have, more or less. However, as someone said if there are ambitious people trying to influence certain parts in society to make it better overall for people I agree about letting them do there job. :)

Posers eh? We'll see about that later ;-)

Well, as far as conspiracies go I'll admit that we are not that ancient. I think the first organized chapters started up in the 17th century. Besides, for most of the time our activity have been confined to the US, primarily in New England. It is only in the 20th century that we have expanded globally.

Ok. If we open up a second chapter in Poland, which city would you recommend?

What German language? This is a Polish chapter.

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Am I the only one who noticed the large number of avatars with suspicious reptilian features involved in this thread?

*doorbell ringing*

Who the hell is this late?!

*supressed firearm shoots twice*

I also notice several tentacled cephalopod like thingies on this forum.All this talk about reptilians is certainly very 'fishy'."Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".

*doorbell ringing*