Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock...

Not entering, but +1 to you!

Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
...You forgot me already?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt-
Moo!!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!

Thank you and +1! :D

Knock Knock

Whos there

Interupting sheep

Interupting sh.............................................Baaaaaaaaa

Try it out on someone, as they are saying the last line you interupt them with a sheep noise!

Knock Knock
Who's
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Who's Th-
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
WHO'S-
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
WHO'S THERE??!!!
A centipede but I'm not done yet,
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Knock Knock, Knock Knock
Knock Knock, Knock Knock ...

Knock Knock
Who are you?
Hu is me
Uh? Who?
Yes, yes, Hu.
State your bussiness
I'm the doctor.
Doctor who?
Yes, you're right
................. (Back and forward)

PS, Hu is a Chinese last name.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Don't know you, get out all four of you!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nadya
Nadya who ?
Nadya business

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who?

It made me chortle!
Pm'ing you the code

thanks to everyone I'm smiling a lot now :D

Congrats and Bump!!

Wow! Thank you very much! I always wanted to play this game but something always kept me from getting a copy.

And a big thanks to everyone who shared a joke. My kids love knock knock jokes and I've about run out of new jokes to tell them, there are some good ones here that they will like.